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Music Online Album: REDNECK SPECIAL
Playing Sex Singer & Songwriter Lee Holloway
Or Just Listen To Some More Great Music! Sleeping Double In A Single Bed
I've had Sex since the age of nine... It was the first thing I could call mine... Embarrassment was to taunt me for years... I've had many nightmares and many fears.
Because of the name I had given my dog... That made me want to hide in the morning fog... When I applied for a license for Sex, down at the courthouse... The clerk looked at me as if I was a louse.
I explained to him that Sex was a Canine... And I had had Sex since I was nine... He told me he would like to have a license like mine... And if she looked like a dog, he wouldn't mind.
When I got married, I took Sex on my honeymoon... I told the motel clerk for Sex I wanted a special room... He said, "As long as you pay your bill... You can do whatever is your will".
I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night"... He said, "That's funny, I have the same plight"... I entered Sex in a contest one day... And the night before Sex ran away.
I was stunned and shocked, and in dismay... A contestant asked me why I was looking that way... I told him I'd planned to have Sex in the contest today... He said, "You should have sold tickets, by the way".
I said, "You don't understand, I'd planned to have Sex on T.V... He said, "Since cable's around every where, it's no big deal you see"... Sex returned, but ran away again last night... I looked all over town for him without a sight.
A cop came up to me and ask why I was in the alley this morning at 4 o'clock... I told him I was looking for Sex, and I couldn't stop... My case comes up Friday at 10 o'clock... I hope I'll get probation, and not the block.
Copyright: © Lee Holloway
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