Bless The Turkey

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Bless The Turkey

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Bless The Turkey

Bless The Turkey

Singer & Songwriter

Lee Holloway

Lyrics To: Bless The Turkey

Happy days are ahead for you all...

I'm going to tell you how to cook a turkey this fall...

Go buy you a turkey, then take a drink of Scotch...

Put the turkey in the middle of the oven, then move it to the left on notch.

Take another two drinks of Scotch...

Set the degree at 375 ovens plus a notch...

Take three more whiskeys of drink...

Turn oven the on I think.

Take four whisks of drinky and turk the bastey...

Whiskey another bottle of gettsey...

Stick a turkey in the themometer, glass yourself a pour of Scotch...

Bake the whiskey for four hours plus a notch.

Take the oven out of the turkey, ole boy...

Floor the turkey up and pick the door...

Turk the carvey, get youself another scottle of botch...

Don't dive by a notch.

Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey and shout...

Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

Copyright:  ©    Lee Holloway

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